Professor Poopypants' Name Changer

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names ....

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy

h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy

o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel

u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to dertermine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard

h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino

o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil

u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to dertermine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants

h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks

o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer

u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Your name:

first:

last:

Your new name is:

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Poopsie Hamsterbutt, Oct. 2000