Professor Poopypants' Name Changer

 

Help! In the classic literary work, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey, the Professor becomes enraged and forces everyone in the town to assume a new name. Here are the Professor's rules:

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy

h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy

o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel

u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard

h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino

o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil

u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants

h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks

o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer

u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

"The name is Toiletnose... Poopsie Toiletnose."

Your name:

first:

last:

Your new name is:

Transcript:

 


Poopsie Hamsterbutt, Oct. 2000